Cary Christopher
Born and raised in the South, Cary Christopher is the sole voice of… Oh this is complete bullshit.

Hi. I’m Cary Christopher. I was born in South Florida. There’s an old saying that Florida is the only state in the Union where the further North you drive, the further South you get. Once you hit the Georgia state line, you will realize this is true. My favorite place I've lived is Athens, GA. My second favorite place I've lived is Iwakuni, Japan. I now reside in The O.C…. and yes, I fucking despise that show.

As any good southerner will tell you, the greatest actor on the planet is Burt Reynolds circa Smokey and the Bandit. No, you cannot argue that point with me... my wife has tried.

I’m married to a decidedly non-Southern beauty and I have a young daughter who will be forced to watch college football and the movie Hooper multiple times prior to her eventual escape from my house.

I like dick jokes, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Dead Milkmen, and comic books. Everyone on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour except Ron White can suck my left nut... and he's wearing out his welcome.

Oh, and I like movies...

Did I mention I was from the South?

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