As a child I enjoyed a good scary movie
during Halloween, something that continued into adulthood.
Every year, I buy a few new horror movies when the Halloween
season kicks in, getting my share of scares. It’s not
difficult to do; the DVD shelves are littered with scores
of horror titles. But while there are plenty of horror and
monster movies out there for adults, finding something the
kids and adults can watch together can be difficult.
Difficult, but not impossible. Here are some suggestions
for your kids and for the kid at heart:
Bring
On The Monsters
First up are my absolute favorites - the Universal Monsters.
These movies include the iconic versions of Frankenstein (1931), Dracula (1931), The Wolf
Man (1941), and The Mummy (1932),
as well as The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) and the always fun Abbott and Costello Meet
Frankenstein (1948).
Tame perhaps by today’s standards, these movies aren’t
gory or intense but still deliver in terms of suspense and
mild scares for the kids. I grew up watching the Universal
monster movies whenever one of the local UHF stations would
play them on Saturday afternoons. It may be difficult at first
to get kids interested, since they are slower paced than much
ofthe rapid-fire nonsense kids are subjected to today (not
to mention that they are in black and white), but often, after
the first glance of Lugosi’s Dracula or Karloff’s Frankenstein, kids will
hunker down and give these celluloid classics a shot.
My personal favorite has always been The Creature
From The Black Lagoon. In telling the story of an
expedition to the remote Amazon, where the explorers find
a half-fish, half-man monster, Universal created not only
a monster that has become a fixture in pop culture, but a
movie that has some great underwater fight scenes (considering
the time) and fun surprises.
Almost all of the Universal Monster movies have been released
on DVD in special edition sets that usually include the original
movie and the “sequels”. For example, on Frankenstein:
The Legacy Collection, you get the original Frankenstein from 1931, Bride of Frankenstein, Son
of Frankenstein, Ghost of Frankenstein and House of Frankenstein for around $25.
Not bad, even if the movies do get progressively worse with
each trip to the well.
A great kids Halloween flick just begging for a DVD release
is Monster Squad. Made in 1987, the movie’s
premise is basically that a bunch of neighborhood misfits
who have a club devoted to monsters have to fight Dracula
and the other Universal-esque monsters when the monsters try
and take over the world. It’s funny, introducing the
idea that “The Wolf Man has nards”, as well as
having solid screams and lots of heart (particularly Frankenstein’s
sacrifice at the end). Also, if you or your kids happen to
be big Jason Hervey of The Wonder Years fans,
you can’t miss this one.
The
Grandaddy Of Monsters
Following on the heels of those classic monsters is perhaps
the greatest of all the movie monsters: King Kong.
I’m actually pretty excited about the Peter Jackson
remake because it seems he is going to stick closely to the
original 1933 version of King Kong. And that’s
a good thing. The original is a great, fun adventure that
slowly gives way to some kid-friendly chills and battles once
Ann Darrow (played famously by Fay Wray) and friends reach
Skull Island. Not only is this a great monster movie for kids,
it’s also an excellent film in and of itself, selected
as one of AFI’s top 50 movies of the century. Kids will
thrill to Kong battling the prehistoric residents of Skull
Island, and if there is a dry eye in sight after the great
ape’s demise in New York, well, you’re just not
human.
About the only problem here is that the movie won’t
be available on DVD until after Halloween. In November, Warner
Brothers is releasing a two-disc special edition, complete
with a commentary track by Ray Harryhausen and Ken Ralston,
along with Merian C. Cooper and Fay Wray. That feature may
not thrill the kids, but what I like about the release is
that it’s yet another set that both the kids and adults
can enjoy.
One film I recommend even though it may be too intense for
a lot of children is Jurassic
Park. The 1993 Spielberg dinosaur epic has some
great visuals going for it. The T-Rex still looks like state-of-the-art
CGI more than 10 years after the film’s release. The
storyline has its scares, particularly at the very end when
the velicoraptors are loose, but for most children it shouldn’t
be scary to the point of fear. In fact, most kids I know who
have seen it focus so much on the dinosaurs that they tend
to not be shocked by any of the attacks. The plot and story
are well done, so the adults won’t be bored. The acting,
particularly Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm, is pretty good.
If dinosaurs fascinate your kids, this is the movie they will
love to see again and again. And again. Until you are swearing
vengeance on Steven Spielberg for ruining your home life.
But I digress.
Of The Dark And Fun…
Another fascination kids have is Corey
Haim. OK, not really, but he can be used as a cautionary tale
for youngsters. That’s just another reason The
Lost Boys is a fine horror/monster movie for the
whole family. The 1987 directed Joel Schumacher classic is
witty, hip, and definitely
provides a few scares beyond Haim and fellow Corey, Corey
Feldman.
Basically, a group of vampires in Santa Carla set their sights
on the new kids in town, Sam (Haim) and Mike (Jason Patric).
Kiefer Sutherland does a good job as the leader (though not
head vampire) of the pack. That role goes to … well,
that would be giving it away. You might see the surprise coming.
It’s not that ingenious, but the plot stands up pretty
well overall. Its main fault would be in perhaps being just
a little too MTV-ized, but I think it fits the movie well.
Instead of entering into the same old gothic vampire story,
Schumacher was able to create something modern and hip. The
movie has a nice two-disc special edition that was released
a while ago that includes a commentary by Schumacher and some
documentaries.
Speaking of hip, I don’t think there are many funky
hipsters who make better films than Tim Burton. His 1993 movie, The
Nightmare Before Christmas, which he wrote but
did not direct, is a wonderful blend of darkness and joy.
The animation is wonderful, and the story plenty of fun. In
Nightmare, no matter how hard Jack Skellington and the other
ghosts and ghouls of Halloween Town try, they can’t
quite get Christmas right. The movie has some nice comic moments;
Jack’s gifts to some unsuspecting children comes to
mind. This shouldn’t frighten children unless they are
easily impressionable or complete pansies. It was good to
see him jump back into similar territory with the recent Corpse
Bride. There is a solid DVD release for the movie,
which contains a director's commentary and some deleted scenes.
… And The Crazy,
Too
Tom Cruise is crazy. His recent performance on The Today show
would most likely be enough to scare any child (and most adults)
into catatonia. His 1985 performance in Legend won’t prompt similar scares, though it does boast a
nice horror-like fantasy atmosphere. I have to admit to having
never seen this movie in its entirety, but my wife demanded
its inclusion on the list since it was her favorite scary
movie as a kid. The plot is simple - your basic battle against
good and evil - and will entertain completely. The ever competent
and stylish Ridley Scott directs, and that’s frankly
good enough for me. The wife also guarantees it won’t
scare the kids too badly. If she’s wrong, don't blame
me. As far as the DVD goes, there was a recent “Ultimate
Edition” released that includes Scott’s never
before seen directors cut, a bunch of lost scenes and documentaries,
galleries of photos and storyboards and more. Well worth hunting
down.
Next
on the list are two movies that are pretty much interchangeable
to me. Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) and The Watcher in The Woods (1980) are both
Disney movies, and I think they show it by their lack of competent
effects at times and lame storytelling. Both involve sibling
combos, but in one, Witch Mountain, they’re trying to
get away from Eddie Albert, surely because of his involvement
in Green Acres, and the other, Watcher, they’re trying
to get away from Bette Davis so she doesn’t go all Baby
Jane on them. Either way, you know with the Disney label your
in for kid safe and mildly entertaining fair. Both have nice
DVD releases available.
The last movie on the list is Something Wicked This
Way Comes. Even though it is a Disney movie, I separate
it from the above two because I think it’s much more
competent in terms of plot and story, and actually has a real
sense of suspense. Based on the Ray Bradbury novel about Dark's
Pandemonium Carnival rolling into sleepy Greentown, Illinois,
it’s intense enough to provide chills but not bloody
or full of frightening scares; a nice, dark fantasy by any
measure. The DVD release contains the film and no real extra
content.
Go Get Your Scares
Based on the above, it’s easy
to see that with a bit of looking, chilling Halloween tales
don’t have to be just for the adults. It turns out there
are kid friendly horror/suspense movies to enjoy this Halloween
season.
And the nice thing about getting the kids started early?
You can guarantee that when they get older they won’t
try to make you watch the 2004 remake of Dawn of the
Dead over the vastly superior original version.
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