So, the premise of Demon
Hunter goes
something like this: Half demon, half human, all stoic Jake
Greyman (Sean Patrick Flannery – playing himself) works
for the Catholic Church. His origins, to the best of my recollection,
were never explained. But he decides that he doesn’t
need to be evil and helps the Church destroy demons that
are being born into the world. In his mission to track down
the main demon (of lust) Asmodeus (Billy Drago – playing
himself), he teams up with a nun. This nun happens to look
like Angelina Jolie, but she is a nun nevertheless. Along
the way, there are ample opportunities to give in to his
demon impulses.
Now this might sound like a delicious treat that I would
love to eat up over and over again, but no. It isn’t.
It’s played out, and has been played out for a long
time now. There was an anime series called Nightwalker several years ago about a vampire who ran a detective agency
while trying to seek redemption with help of a beautiful
police officer. There was a fantastic Canadian television
series named Forever Knight (a spin-off
of the film Nick Knight) which was
about a policeman who happened to be a vampire fighting other
vampires (and crime) for retribution. More recently, there
was the television series Angel (a spin off
of Buffy
The Vampire Slayer) whose titular character
was a vampire who fought other vampires and demons in effort
to get his soul back. You might say, “Hey those are
vampires, Demon Hunter is
half-demon.” I
say, “Fuck off. Why does everyone look like television
vampires then? More importantly, why does Jake out his victims
with a crucifix-shaped wooden stake?”
It’s hard to be critical of a genre that you love,
and I wanted to enjoy Demon
Hunter with
the same amount of glee that I do the aforementioned programs,
but it just didn’t sit well with me. I could be more
forgiving of the story if it actually went anywhere because
for all the unoriginal aspects, it is still a great framework
for a horror tale. The idea that the Catholic Church has
half-breeds working for them that can be sent in (as in the
opening scene) as a clean-up for botched exorcisms is a cool
one to toy around with. Regrettably though, it isn’t
used again in the film.
Like other low-budget horror, sex is added not because it
is needed for the film, but because it sells. So, cliché as
it is, we have a nun named Sister Sarah who is unbelievably
fit and appears to have collagen implants in her lips. We
have a Succubus demon who is fond of corsets. Somehow, while
she has the fakest looking plastic horns I’ve seen in
years, they still seem less real than her CGI demon wings.
We have an heiress victim Nancy who, being Asian, fills both
the ethnic quota and the bare tits quota. Finally, we have
Billy Drago, who plays the Demon of Lust, which isn’t
all that far removed from the Demon of Fear that he plays
on the TV series Charmed.
Our stoic, leather-clad, spiky hair hero doesn’t do
much either. He is simply the stereotypical brooding fighter
of evil. Angel, minus the self-deprecating
humor. He’s also supposed to make lines like this cool
and believable…
Priest: All I’m asking
is that you show a little respect for the dead.
Jake: Why should I? They don’t seem to show any for
me.
…but he doesn’t.
There are some good things about the film though. Aside
from some bad CGI shots, the film looks really good. It was
shot on 35mm and the outside scenes look pleasantly warm.
Since this is usually a vampire ripe genre, we don’t
often get to see these types of daytime exteriors. The soundtrack
was also pretty good. Not the score, mind you, but the soundtrack,
which features songs from bands with names like Soul Circle,
Bloody Mary and Triple 7. It all has this generic Nine Inch
Nails and Thrill Kill Kult vibe giving the film a distinct
1996 feeling to it, although I am sure it wasn’t the
intent. I liked the songs.
But other than the minor praise, the film is entirely forgettable.
Like, 20 minutes after watching it, I almost forgot to write
about it.
Yep, Demon Hunter is that forgettable.
DVD Presentation
Being a recent film, Demon Hunter has no reason not to look good. It does, too. It’s presented
in anamorphic widescreen and the video quality was great,
but there are no visuals here that are going to awe you at
all. Audio comes in both 5.1 and 2.0 flavors. The mixes work,
but they are generally unexceptional. What really kicks into
surrounds is the soundtrack. Otherwise, most action goes
to the front. All in all though, Demon
Hunter offers
up a good presentation for what it is. So kudos on the presentation.
And the Extras Are?
Demons Among Us – (43:40) - The film
was 78 minutes long, but has a documentary over half as long.
As you might expect, it’s too much cake with overkill
icing on top. Very little of this would be of interest to
anyone, even fans. There is lots of talk about the nuances
of the script, there is lots of talk about the overt sexuality
of the script, and lots of pats on lots of backs. If you
watch this, you will be rolling your eyes so much that they
will be perpetually locked in counter-clockwise rotation.
Don’t
waste your time.
Audio Commentary with Writer Mitch
Gould and Actor Nancy Yoon – In the first
five minutes Mitch Gould admits that the wrong draft was
green lit when his rough draft was emailed to the producer
instead of his final script. He also corrects Nancy Yoon
by telling her that the film isn’t
scary. I didn’t expect much from a commentary without
the director, but it was surprisingly interesting and Mitch
has a lot of stories to tell. They do fall into the watching-the-movie
trap though.
Theatrical Trailer – (1:30)
– I first saw this trailer on one of Anchor Bay’s releases
from last year, and I was excited to see it since it looked
so unbelievably silly. Now, I can say that it wasn’t
very accurate for the film, but it’s worth checking
out to see how misleading it was.
Fight Sequence Rehearsal –
(2:24) - I really liked watching this. Essentially it is
the practice run for the actors' climactic fight scene. What
sets this apart from similar features is that it is edited
in exactly the same fashion as the film itself, with cool
angles and all. It becomes a perfect comparison clip to watch
and then go review the scene in question. Cool.
Anchor Bay Trailer Gallery
A bunch of previews for Anchor Bay’s other releases.
First is their promo bit for their Masters
Of Horror (1:55)
releases, then comes the trailers for recent DTV releases Room
6 (1:50), It Waits (1:07) and The
Fallen Ones (1:56). The film trailers look
like made for Sci-Fi material, although The
Fallen Ones looks
the best and comparable to the horror/action/comedy of the
remake of The Mummy. It
Waits looks
like shit, and Room 6 is silly
and has lesbian nurses.
The Bottom Line
There is little that is original in Demon
Hunter.
It’s considerably too short, and there isn’t much
character development. Not even a finale worth speaking of.
A nice twist is included, but there isn’t really any
resolution. Based upon this, I am guessing that Demon
Hunter was intended to be first in a series
of films, with Jake Greyman intended to go through several
demonic adventures. I doubt this will happen, and as it stands
there isn’t
much of a film here to recommend. If you watch it, you won’t
hate yourself for doing so, but this isn’t something
you are going to keep coming back to.
Demon Hunter had the potential to be either high-camp or
gritty, but instead falls into that trap of being totally
forgettable. The DVD is an excellent package though. If you
enjoy the film purchasing it would be an easy recommendation.
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