In the late 1970s, there was a resurgence
of the “killer animal” breed of films last popular
in the “Atomic Age” of the ‘50s when hits
like THEM! and Earth Vs. The Spider took up massive amounts of drive-in space. Now, a good chunk
of those ‘70s films were good, even surprisingly so.
Thanks to Jaws, we got flicks like Orca and sometimes a rare cinematic gem like The
Big Alligator River. But the film we discuss
today doesn’t fall into either category. Released to
near obscurity in 1972, long after the ‘50s’ scare
films and long before the Jaws boom, it is
a surprise that Night Of The Lepus ever found
an audience, let alone retains a cult following over 30 years
later.
When fellow writer Palmerlime mentioned Lepus in his
review of The
Long Weekend, he referred to it as “a giant bunny
movie with Dr. McCoy.” I’m not sure if he realized
that he was making the most accurate statement of
his life; the generalization that this statement sounds like
is actually more profound than this film deserves.
You see, Arizona is about 25 years behind the times. This
comes as a direct result of all the smart people heading west
either continuing on to California, or staying in New York
in the first place during the good old Gold Rush/Oregon Trail.
If you ever played that old Oregon Trail video game for the
Apple IIe you know that if you didn’t purchase a couple
of extra wheels and axles you got proper fucked. This, my
friends, is the origin of the state – roughly 50,000
people who should have bought an extra wheel.
But I digress.
Coyotes have always given farmers a hard time, and in this
desert state, it wasn’t at all unlikely for them to
run through farmers’ gardens and tear up plants. But
they provided an important service to the ecosystem. They
ate the rabbits that would in turn eat the farmer’s
crops. Yet Arizona is a state built on genius, so never ones
to think problems through, the state decided to go on open
hunting season on the coyotes. The beasts nearly became extinct
in many areas, and there was much rejoicing by the farmers
… until they were almost out of crops due to the uncontrolled
rabbit population
that followed. [Note: This is not fiction, this is true. There
are still thousands of rabbits that run around the outskirts
of the metro-Phoenix area.]
So in Lepus we get a desperate rancher,
Cole Hillman (Rory Calhoun), who is sick as shit of all these
rabbits. He hires Roy (Stuart Whitman) and Gerry Bennett (Janet
Leigh) to figure out a way to control the population. Roy
comes up with two bright ideas. The first is to inject an
experimental serum into the rabbits intended to end their
insatiable desire to procreate. Instead, it just makes them bigger. The second and even more ridiculously stupid
move is to let their daughter, Amanda, play with the infected
animals, grow attached to them, and set one free. This move
is what causes the titular Night Of The Lepus to occur.
She should be killed for her actions.
So once a few horribly mutilated yet never eaten bodies of
travelers are found, it is decided that they need to go after
the enlarged hares. They enlist the help of DeForest Kelley
to help with the hunt and blow up all the rabbit holes. But
this doesn’t prevent the rabbits' rise to power. Not
even Janet Leigh’s impressive “I won’t be
a victim” display of shotgun prowess can deter the beasts.
It is only after the sheriff calls on the help of drive-in
theatre goers to distract the beasts that they might stand
a chance.
While
the plot is absurdly thin, Night Of The Lepus just might be the best film to ever come out of Arizona. And
yes, that includes Return Of The Jedi. What
is beyond awesome is not only the piss-poor acting of three
leads and the silliness of the plot, but the execution of
the film itself. There are plenty of the always reliable “build
really small sets” special effects techniques so the
filmmakers could use readily available rabbits and make them
look really huge. This is an obvious ode to those previously
mentioned 1950's films and it works. Lepus is the epitome of a “Beer Film.” One of those
fantastic, not widely known bad movies that could have easily
been MST3K fodder, but great to show off to buddies that are
looking for some bad movie fun.
Another
great thing about the movie is it moves at a quick pace. The
introduction is fairly slow, but once the infected rabbit
runs down the mine shaft everything pushed forward quickly.
You won’t have to wait too long for the hares to do
their thing.
I don’t know what the filmmakers were going for, but
you are guaranteed to laugh out loud through most of the movie. Night Of The Lepus gets the official Noto
Seal of Approval.
“Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of
killer rabbits headed this way…”
…Awesome!
Presentation
Warner Bros. does this film a service. It isn’t
particularly a good service, but it is most likely much better
than the film deserves. For the first time since its theatrical
distribution people have the chance to watch Of The
Lepus in full-on 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen glory.
The video is decent enough. It certainly hasn’t been
remastered much, but it probably looks better than it ever
has. The quality dips and sways. Sometimes the blacks look
solid, other times grainy. The whole
image is soft, but hell – who cares? It is a z-grade
genre picture; I’m amazed it is even on DVD,
let alone in OAR. I’m pretty satisfied with the Mono soundtrack that
is included as well. Everything is easily understandable.
A French dub is also included, as are English, French and
Spanish subtitles.
And The Extras Are?
Theatrical Trailer (1:42)
- It’s actually a really good trailer. I mean really
good in that way animal attack film trailers were in the 60's
and 70's. This is to say, pretty fucking horrible –
but still fun.
That’s
all you get, Jack. What, no three-hour documentary regarding
how Of The Lepus changed the face of cinema
as we know it? For shame.
And Now Some Parting Words…
You know, there really isn’t
much to say about a film like Of The Lepus.
Once you know the plot and the players, you pretty much already
know if you are going to see this type of film. But I can
assure you of one thing: If the idea of killer rabbits makes
you smirk even just a little, you will definitely enjoy the
embarrassing entertainment that is Night Of The Lepus.
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