There
are few things that I would rather see than chicks kicking
ass. It doesn't matter whose ass is being kicked, or why.
I just want to see some women taking charge. It's my fetish
- I admit it. Therefore, I was more than excited to get an
opportunity to screen an advance copy of The
Pinky Violence Collection,
Panik House's first box set compiling four “Sukeban”
films. To quote from my review of that release: “I
applaud the publisher for this package, and easily rank it
in my top 10 releases of 2005.” I still stand by that
statement, even though the asking price for the package was
a bit on the high side for the uninitiated viewer. Thankfully,
almost a year later they have decided to release the four
films separately. One of these films is Terrifying Girls'
High School: Lynch Law Classroom.
The
story has a manga/comic book feel to it. Girls get sent to
a reform school (and a super strict one at that). The corrupt
school officials allow a select council of students free reign
to administer discipline as needed. Sound like a forward thinking
school? Not quite. There is quite a bit of debauchery going
on in the hierarchy of the official staff, and the student
council has a tendency to “expel” students they
consider problematic. You might think that the police would
get involved, but it appears that your tax dollars are going
to the school's “shush-money” fund. The students
strike back, though, using their womanly charms and penchant
for physical violence. Even grudges between rival girls are
put aside for the greater goal of vengeance against the corrupt
institution.
The acting is surprisingly strong and we
get screen time for the supporting girls of Toei cinema. Yukie Kagawa is
present, probably best known for her appearances alongside Meiko Kaji in the
Female Prisoner Scorpion series of films. We also get to see the stunningly
beautiful Yuko Kano. Unfortunately, both girls are still very much supporting
characters compared to Miki Sugimoto and Reiko Ike.
Like
all Pinky Violence films, I didn't want it to end. Lynch
Law Classroom, more than the others, is so unrelenting
in its perversion, violence, and style it comes across as
both cool and wicked. In a way, it is also the most
horrific. The opening sequence is gleefully demented and reminded
me of Mario Bava's Danger: Diabolik. I wouldn't
be surprised if Bava was an influence on Suzuki. Reiko Ike
doesn't even show up in the film until the second half, but
her absence is hardly noticed because the supporting cast
is such a joy to watch. There should be a law against films
this awesome. It's my favorite Panik House release by far,
and the most amazingly entertaining in its gratuitous sex
and violence. If you are just getting in to Sukeban films,
don't watch this one first. It is the dessert that will surely
spoil your dinner.
The
DVD Presentation
The presentation of Terrifying Girls' High School is
perfect. The video is presented in its original “scope”
aspect ratio, anamorphically enhanced. The picture is incredibly
clear. I noticed no compression issues. For a genre film,
this is incredible! The Japanese audio is only mono, but it
sounds extremely good and clear. The English subtitles are
easy to read. What more can you ask?
And the
Extras Are?
Audio Commentary with Chris
Desjardins -
Chris Desjardins
is the author of the book Outlaw Masters of Japanese Film.
Desjardins is an amazing wealth of information, but is rather
droll to listen to. Fairly monotone and, without a partner
to work off of, there isn't a lot of stuff that isn't trivial
or a duplication of what is being shown. Desjardins should
stick to writing.
Original Theatrical Trailer -
(2:52)
Every single
Japanese Sukeban trailer is certifiably awesome. Like others,
this one doesn't hold back on the violence or nudity. Without
giving any of the story away, it perfectly shows how perverse,
sleazy and absurd the film is.
Poster and Still Galleries -
Three poster
galleries are included on this DVD. These are entitled “Posters,”
“Color Production Stills,” and finally, “B&W
Production Stills.” None of the galleries are extremely
comprehensive. There are 22 production stills altogether,
but only two images are in the poster gallery, and some of
the black and white stills are exactly the same images as
in the color gallery. Some cool pictures, however.
Production Notes
-
This text-based
feature runs for three pages, and while it does have some
decent production info, it also does more than its fair share
of restating what happened in the film. You aren't likely
to read this more than once.
Director and Star Bios -
Also included on this disc are bios
for Director Norifumi Suzuki, as well as stars Reiko Ike, Miki Sugimoto, Yukie
Kagawa and Yuko Kano. Each of these is fairly short, but gives good background
on the subjects.
Sticker -
As an added
bonus, Panik House has been generous enough to supply us with a large sticker.
It's the same image as the cover art and exclusive to this release.
Thanks!
Aside from
the sticker, everything included here is a hold-over from the box set release.
The DVD is exactly the same. People who don't already have the box set will
eat this up with a spoon.
The
Bottom Line
I'm sure
that most die hard fans of Japanese cinema had already purchased Terrifying
Girls' High School: Lynch Law Classroom when it was included in The
Pinky Violence Collection box set, but that set is now out of print and
getting difficult to find. Thankfully, Panik House is releasing these titles
individually and at reasonable prices. As a result, more and many more
potential fans will be able to discover what others already have: Sukeban
films are some of the most fun and entertaining films out there.
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