Looking for articles, reviews, interviews and discussions of DVD, film, television and popular culture that are a cut above the run-of-the-mill? Look no further than DVDInMyPants.com. We got you covered, baby! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/ en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss BBEdit 8.5 chrishughes@dvdinmypants.com webmaster@dvdinmypants.com I confess I never saw So I Married An Axe Murderer until it had been on home video for a few years. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/so_i_married_an_axe_murderer.php Fri, 4 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0156 I forgot how much I enjoyed Sole Survivor (1983). http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/sole_survivor.php Fri, 4 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0155 Paul Naschy can easily be described as Spain's version of Karloff, Lugosi, and Chaney all rolled up into one stocky little barrel-chested wonder. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/human_beasts.php Fri, 4 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0154 I awoke bleary-eyed to the sounds of the alarm at three in the morning. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/gaming/midway9.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0153 I'm in love with Marjane Satrapi. There. I said it. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/persepolis.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0152 Stripping the spandex trade down to its skivvies, Superhero Movie - Extended Edition exposes the hilarity of the comic book genre. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/superhero_movie.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0151 Let me show you how my brain works when it comes to my dedication to this website... http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/comedy_centrals_home_grown.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0150 To refer to it as "strange" would be an understatement. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/super_robot_red_baron.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0149 What is that distinctive sound called when you open your mouth, shake your head from side to side very rapidly, and make that "I'm just plain baffled sound"? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/sonny_chiba_fighting_soul.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0148 There are many ways to ruin a series: one popular choice would be Dick Sargent. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/bewitched_s6.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0147 Northern Uganda is the setting for one of the longest-running conflicts in African history, lasting over twenty years. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/war_dance.php Tue, 1 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0146 My name is Simon. I live in a storm drain. When it rains, most people go in, but I go out. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/simon_king_witches.php Fri, 27 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0145 A film that deeply disturbs with only a minimum of onscreen unpleasantness, it's also one of the strongest movies of 2007. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/4_months.php Fri, 27 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0144 Let me tell you about how good a concept The Grand is, because that's basically what this movie has going for it. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/the_grand.php Fri, 27 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0143 Superpowers. We all want 'em. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/jumper.php Fri, 27 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0142 It's Below Miami and Above the Law! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/blue_city.php Fri, 27 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0141 At long last, somebody has had the balls the make the definitive send-up of Bruceploitation Films. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/finishing_the_game.php Wed, 25 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0140 I don't get this whole modern tattooing thing: it seems that there are tattoo parlors everywhere, overrun with shady denizens with bad hair cuts. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/tattooist.php Wed, 25 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0139 I watch a lot of horror films. Even outside of the website, I have spent a good portion of my life just swallowing up the genre, like a snake devouring a mouse. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/cottage.php Wed, 25 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0138 When I first started writing for DIMP I started getting this weird jones to see some good old b-movie horror/sci-fi. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/werewolf_shadow.php Thu, 19 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0137 Funny, fast-paced, and beautifully choreographed, Heroes Of The East offers some superior Kung-Fu Fightin'. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/heroes_east.php Thu, 19 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0136 I hate Oliver Twist. Seriously. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/optimists.php Wed, 18 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0135 Holy Jesus this movie is awful. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/can_i_do_it.php Wed, 18 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0134 Now here's something that's worth shelling out for: a 2-Disc, 4-Film set showcasing some of the lesser-known (but fun) entries from England's famed Hammer Studio. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/icons_adventure.php Wed, 18 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0133 No, it's not another X-Men spin-off... it's Swedish! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/storm.php Tue, 3 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0132 As you know from our previous reviews for Season One and Season Two, we here at DIMP are Muppet enthusiasts; not just because we're man-children, but because, as documented in those previous reviews, The Muppet Show just so happens to be awesome. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/muppet_three.php Tue, 3 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0131 When Simpsons creator Matt Groening announced in he late 90's that he was going to create and produce a new animated TV series with a science-fiction premise, his many fans grew very excited. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/futurama_beast_billion_backs.php Mon, 2 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0130 There's a lot to be said for being successful as an artist. It takes a load of talent, a load of luck and in most cases a tenacity generally rivaling that of an enraged pit bull. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/animation_show3.php Mon, 2 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0129 Less than a month after the first volume of Oban Star-Racers is released, the second volume closes the story out entirely. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/oban_star2.php Mon, 2 June 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0127 The Possession of Joel Delaney is a drab little bit of nastiness right out of Paramount Pictures, circa 1972. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/possession_joel_delaney.php Fri, 30 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0126 Your eyes flutter open, reluctantly letting in the harsh, antiseptic light. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/diving_bell_butterfly.php Fri, 30 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0125 During the 85 minutes you'll spend watching Devil Times Five, Leif Garrett isn't decapitated, eviscerated or burned alive. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/devil_times_five.php Fri, 30 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0124 In Thailand, a gang of ruthless criminals conspires to break an incarcerated rebel leader named Kayoyot out of prison. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/tiger_blade.php Thu, 29 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0123 "Burke's Law" certainly had an impact (well, it did for me at least). http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/burkes_law.php Thu, 29 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0122 Close your mouth and hold your nose, kids: this one really stinks! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/amazon_vs_supermen.php Thu, 29 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0121 It is with a certain sense of morbidity (not to mention that whole "I'm self-centered" thing) that I have decided to write an article about the music that is to be played at my own funeral. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/music/5bands_v14.php Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0120 This week we're giving away Diary Of The Dead and Night Of The Living Dead to one lucky winner! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/dead_contest.php Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0119 So it has come to this: I, John H. Felix, once again, am going to review yet another movie wherein a dog eats a severed penis. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/teeth.php Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0118 When approaching a film like the 1982 slasher film The Forest, one must take the viewing experience with a grain of salt. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/forest.php Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0117 You know, it's funny: on the Double-Dip 2-Disc Edition of the first National Treasure flick... http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/national_treasure_2.php Tue, 27 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0116 The original Night Of The Living Dead (1968)... even if you haven't seen it before, you've at least heard of it. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/night_of_the_living_dead.php Tue, 27 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0115 I have a confession to make: I have never seen (Indiana Jones And The) Raiders Of The Lost Ark. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/indiana_raiders_lost_ark.php Wed, 21 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0114 Shout! Factory is one of those distributors that simply need to be commended for releasing a wide variety of stuff that not everyone is going to care about. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/oban_star1.php Wed, 21 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0113 This week we're giving away Oban Star-Racers Vol. 1: The Alwas Cycle and Oban Star-Racers Vol. 2: The Oban Cycle to one lucky winner! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/oban_star-racers.php Wed, 21 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0112 OK, show of hands: who here loves sexploitation? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/psychotronica1.php Wed, 21 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0111 It's nice to know that even in this world of unimaginative CGI Digital Hoo-hah, the Brits can still crank out a compelling drama through the use of actors and a good script. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/see_no_evil-MM.php Tue, 20 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0110 If you've ever wondered what Groundhog Day would have been like if it was crossed with The Fugitive with a bit of 24 thrown in for good measure, then Day Break is for you. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/day_break_s1.php Tue, 20 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0109 While I have no real way of knowing, I do believe that Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is the movie I've watched more than any other in my entire life. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/last_crusade.php Mon, 19 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0108 To call Jekyll & Hyde. Together Again a "one-of-a-kind cult classic" is an understatement. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/jekyl_hyde_together.php Mon, 19 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0107 I think it is safe to say that for every truly good martial arts film that comes out, there are several hundred rather mediocre ones and nearly a bazillion really bad ones made. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/shaolin.php Mon, 19 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0106 Granted, some will say that all Godzilla movies are aimed at children, but this one really takes the cake. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/all_monsters_attack.php Thu, 15 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0105 Giallo fever seemed to take the world by storm in the 70s - so much so that several other (read: non-Italian) countries jumped on the bandwagon. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/blue_eyes.php Thu, 15 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0104 For those of you that are too cheap to shell out for CasaNegra's exemplary Mexi-Horror releases on DVD, BCI has assembled another collection of odds and ends. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/crypt_south.php Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0103 This week we're giving away The Big Gay Sketch Show - The Complete Unrated Second Season to five lucky winners! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/big_gay_sketch.php Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0102 In their never-ending bid to change the definition of Public Domain to read "shitty", the shysters from Brentwood Home Video have released this five-disc set. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/legends_hollywood_comedy.php Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0101 Ladies and gentlemen: I have died and gone to B-Action Movie Heaven. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/maximum_action.php Wed, 14 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0100 Look, I have to come clean with everyone here: Temple Of Doom isn't my favorite chapter in the original Indy Trilogy. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/indianadoom_se.php Mon, 12 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0099 Terror Of Mechagodzilla picks up just a few days after Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla with a submarine expedition searches for the remains of the metallic monster on the ocean floor. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/terror_of_mechagodzilla.php Mon, 12 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0098 The good news is that this set contains 16 different feature-length films starring Horror icons Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/legends_hollywood_kings_horror.php Mon, 12 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0097 The 1940's were an unusual, experimental time for Walt Disney's animation department. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/classic_caballeros.php Thu, 1 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0096 Miki's just stolen 200 million yen from his Yakuza boss employer, shacking up in an obscure little motel room and laying low. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/party_7.php Thu, 1 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0095 Bollywood as a whole makes an interesting breed of picture. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/saawariya.php Wed, 30 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0094 Get ready America. here comes ASSSSCAT! Hot on the heels of Upright Citizens Brigade's popular TV show, Shout! Factory unleashed the highly anticipated Upright Citizens Brigade - ASSSSCAT! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/asssscat.php Wed, 30 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0093 Just when you think it might actually be safe to rent an action movie on DVD, Dolph Lundgren manages to slip back onto the radar to infiltrate your home. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/diamond_dogs.php Wed, 30 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0092 On the eve of the handover of Hong Kong to Mainland China in 1997, a detective named Ma Jun (martial arts superstar Donnie Yen) does what it takes to get crime off the streets. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/flash_point.php Mon, 28 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0091 Student Bodies is now on DVD - I REPEAT, STUDENT BODIES IS ON DVD. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/student_bodies.php Mon, 28 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0090 Ah, dystopia: that sunless and severely polluted world that we all (inadvertently?) helped to create. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/zpg.php Mon, 28 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0089 We all know that Stephen King translates to the screen with mixed results. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/the_mist.php Thu, 24 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0088 Black Water is one of those low-budget movies that manages to create an atmosphere of great tension without having to rely on crappy CGI FX or big name stars. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/black_water.php Thu, 24 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0087 I simply failed to see the humor in this alleged "comedy". Not even the occasional shot of titties or a nice juicy booty helped spark my interest any. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/charlie_wilsons_war.php Wed, 23 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0086 Academy Award winners Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and Philip Seymour Hoffman star in Charlie Wilson's War. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/charlie_wilson.php Wed, 23 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0085 There is nothing scarier than seeing the name of a famous person's lesser-known, less-talented sibling on-screen. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/good_night.php Wed, 23 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0084 There are a lot of negative reviews out there for Don't Go In The Woods (. Alone!) - it seems that a vast number of you really despise it. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/dont_go_in_the_woods.php Tue, 22 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0083 Here's one that might have passed you by: a nifty little Spanish take on the Dracula story from the director of I Hate My Body, The Vampires' Night Orgy and numerous Euro Westerns. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/dracula_saga.php Tue, 22 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0082 Nearly a decade ago, The Blair Witch Project took a cinema verite approach to an old-fashioned spook story, fashioning some cleverly compiled "found" footage from a group of missing documentary filmmakers into a disturbingly plausible and eerie falsified snuff film. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/cloverfield.php Mon, 21 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0081 Who the hell am I to tell you that No Country For Old Men basically lives up to the hype that's been thrown at it at a consistent basis since its debut on the big screen? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/no_country_for_old_men.php Mon, 21 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0080 Poor Cuba Gooding, Jr. He does the odd role here. plays a bit part there. and generally manages to evade the public's eye for about ten years until he wins an Oscar for proving that it doesn't take much to outshine Tom Cruise. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/hero_wanted.php Mon, 21 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0079 Wow. If you ever find yourself stuck for gift ideas, I highly recommend picking up this unbelievable box set! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/man_from_uncle1.php Fri, 18 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0078 This week we're giving away the DVD A Passage to India to one lucky winner! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/a_passage.php Wed, 16 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0077 Well I'll be damned! You mean to tell me I've been doing this column for a year and never realized I hadn't done a piece on soundtracks? What the hell have I been smoking? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/music/5bands_v13.php Wed, 16 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0076 By 1978, the giallo genre was in trouble.and the once-imaginative industry that had catapulted the careers of many an aspiring and/or accomplished director was quickly running out of steam. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/sister_of_ursula.php Wed, 16 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0075 In 1920's-era England, a young woman named Adela Quested (Judy Davis) is about to embark on a journey with her employer, Mrs. Moore (Peggy Ashcroft, who earned a Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance). http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/a_passage_india.php Tue, 15 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0074 Every now and again, I find myself rekindling a waning romance with a particular genre of classic horror cinema. sometimes I venture South of the Border for one of those odd (but incredible nonetheless) Mexican horror films from the '50s and '60s. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/skull.php Tue, 15 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0073 Every now and again, I find myself rekindling a waning romance with a particular genre of classic horror cinema. sometimes I venture South of the Border for one of those odd (but incredible nonetheless) Mexican horror films from the '50s and '60s. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/skull.php Tue, 15 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0072 Comanche Moon is the second chapter in the Lonesome Dove television universe, taking place after Dead Man's Walk and before Lonesome Dove, Return To Lonesome Dove and Streets Of Laredo (not to mention the two spin-off series). all of which were produced for the airwaves more than a decade prior to Comanche Moon. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/comanche_moon.php Tue, 15 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0071 Before I begin, I should like to issue a big "Thank you" to Mars Callahan for making Poolhall Junkies - it was a thoroughly enjoyable film featuring some great actors who appeared to be having a good time. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/what_love_is.php Thu, 10 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0070 Let me ask you a question. In this day and age, what is it that makes a movie a "b-movie"? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/loch_ness_terror.php Thu, 10 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0069 I smell conspiracy in everything: milk, war, beef, rebate checks, and of course, margaritas. the latter of which is made with tequila, a product of my distant cousins in Mexico. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/conspiracy.php Wed, 9 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0068 I first found Horror Rises From The Tomb in the video section of an old Woolworth's store in Reno, NV (which is gone now - along with Park Lane Mall, the once-glorious shopping center that housed it). http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/horror_rises_from_the_tomb.php Wed, 9 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0067 Set in a near-future society, Gattaca is a cautionary tale about the dark side of genetic engineering. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/gattaca.php Wed, 9 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0066 An intense, dangerous and grotesque game began on March 18 when the latest Dimension Extreme release, 13: Game of Death arrived on DVD. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/13_game.php Wed, 9 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0065 Like most human beings on the face of the earth, I never got a chance to see Gattaca, despite its strong reputation. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/gattaca.php Tue, 8 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0064 The Kill Point opens with a bank robbery gone wrong. When you have nearly a dozen cops and robbers emptying their clips at each other, and nobody is getting wounded, you know you're in for some trouble. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/killpoint.php Tue, 8 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0063 The late 18th Century. "The Age Of Reason". Wednesday.An unspecified European city is under siege by a vast army. Fire licks from the barrels of cannons pounding the city walls. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/adventures_baron_munchausen.php Mon, 7 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0062 Sweet Jesus, how hard does Bee Movie not work? And when I say it doesn't work, I mean it - it's far too dry, (lightly) fascist, and just too plain creepy in its sexuality for kids to the point one would think it was originally pitched as an adult picture. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/bee_movie.php Mon, 7 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0061 James Ellroy is a scary, scary guy. Not in the "I'll see you in your nightmares" sort-of-way (well, not entirely, at least), but rather in the "I'm a total fucking piece of shit that has made a mint exploiting others and people are now worshipping me" sense. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/james_feast_death.php Mon, 7 April 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0060 Return to a time when men talked fast, talked tough and talked turkey - guys whose attires were as sharp as knives. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/warner_gangsters_3.php Fri, 28 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0059 We are introduced to a pair of young friends, Amir (Zekeriah Ebrahimi) and Hassan (Ahmad Khan Mahmdzada). http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/kite_runner.php Thu, 27 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0058 Carter hails from the small town of Plains, Georgia, which he still calls home. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/jimmy_carter_man_from_plains.php Thu, 27 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0057 There was an episode in the Third Season of House M.D. in which the title character mentioned Party Of Five, calling it The O.C. of its day. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/party_five3.php Thu, 27 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0056 Okay, so recently I spent approximately 36 hours in Las Vegas, Nevada celebrating with my good friend Will for his birthday. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/music/5bands_v12.php Wed, 26 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0055 A little bit of background before we get into this. Paramount released a film called April Fool's Day way back in 1986. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/april_fools_day.php Tue, 25 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0054 I have quite a bit to say about Romance And Cigarettes, the new pet project from the curly mopheadded John Turturro. Quite a bit to say. Quuiiiiiiiiiiite a bit to say. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/romance_and_cigarettes.php Fri, 21 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0053 Winner of two Academy AwardsR and widely praised by critics, director and screenwriter Paul Thomas Anderson's sprawling American saga There Will Be Blood debuts on DVD April 8, 2008 from Paramount Home Entertainment. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/news/03-08/there_will_be.php Thu, 20 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0052 In 1990, shortly after graduating from Emory University, Christopher McCandless decided to do something with his life. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/into_the_wild.php Thu, 20 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0051 To help keep you occupied while you're watching your mailbox to see if you've won, we've provided some awesome screen caps to check out from Enchanted along with the classic Disney scene they referenced in the film! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/enchanted.php Wed, 19 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0050 We're giving away three copies of Dan in Real to three lucky winners! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/dan_real_life.php Wed, 19 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0049 There have been stories in the news (particularly on the web) about online media reviewers and how far they are willing to go to kiss the ass of the hand that feeds them, while they fear repercussions of the tiniest nibble. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/tragic_ceremony.php Wed, 19 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0048 I suppose you can blame television for this movie. In my opinion, the two lowest forms of television entertainment are Game Shows and Reality TV. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/13_game_of_death.php Tue, 18 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0047 I am not athletic - my idea of exercise is getting up to let the cat out of the house. I do not engage in any sports. I do not ski. Hell, I don't even like snow! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/steep.php Tue, 18 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0046 It's difficult these days to find a completely irony-free piece of entertainment. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/forum/index.php Mon, 17 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0045 Brian Burke was a wonderful father to his children, a great husband to his wife Audrey, and a good friend to his troubled friend Jerry. but all that changed one night. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/things_we_lost_in_the_fire.php Fri, 14 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0044 Whether you like it or not, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" had a profound impact on an entire generation (perhaps even two generations): the once taboo practice of talking back to a movie was developed into a fine art by a few white guys in Minnesota. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/cinematic_titanic.php Thu, 13 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0043 When Napoleon Dynamite first hit the screen, everyone kept telling me about what a hilarious movie it was and how much I would enjoy it because I have what many people describe as "that" sense of humor. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/dan_real_life.php Wed, 12 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0042 As anyone who's read any other installments of this column would attest, I love amusement parks. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/gaming/midway8.php Wed, 12 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0041 This week we're giving away three copies of No Country For Old Men to three lucky winners! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/no_country.php Wed, 12 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0040 I like to think that the DIMP audience is a little bit cynical and a little bit off-beat but generally fairly well versed in educated in film. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/and_justice_for_all.php Tue, 11 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0039 I try to keep my political beliefs (which lean mostly towards anarchy and/or fascism) out of my pieces - something news networks should follow suit on. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/lil_bush_season_1.php Tue, 11 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0038 When I first saw the original Sleuth (1972), I was nothing short of impressed - it was one of the finest films I had ever seen, so I immediately showed it to one of the few friends I had. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/sleuth.php Mon, 10 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0037 I was pretty pleased when I saw the announcement that Bobby Deerfield was getting a DVD release. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/bobby_deerfield.php Mon, 10 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0036 This movie delighted me in many unspeakable ways, but a good movie, it is not. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/ricco_the_mean_machine.php Fri, 8 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0035 If one were to look at this year's Oscar nominations, it would be easy to assume that the genre is the province of leftwing political agitprop. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/shadow_of_the_moon.php Fri, 8 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0034 You know, I thought I was long through that phase of my life. You know the phase, that melancholy goth (or as today's kids say 'emo') mentality of being oh-so sad about the way things are, they way they always have been and the way they always will be. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/outpost.php Thu, 7 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0033 I hereby decree that college students on the state of Florida are no longer allowed to make movies. and that goes doubly for you, Steven C. Miller. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/automation_transfusion.php Thu, 7 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0032 Margot At The Wedding is the newest piece of cinematic buzz kill from Noah Baumbauch. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/margot_wedding.php Wed, 6 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0031 This week we're giving away three copies of 101 Dalmatians: 2-Disc Platinum Edition to help bring attention to the Walt Disney Studios' special 101 ride to benefit spcaLA's Animal Village in Long Beach California. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/101_spotted.php Wed, 6 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0030 The shockingly grisly zombie horror flick Automation Transfusion bled onto DVD March 4th from Genius Products and The Weinstein Company. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/automation.php Wed, 6 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0029 I have a question for you. In 2008, is there anything or any place of size and significance in the world left to discover? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/bca/shadow_divers.php Wed, 6 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0028 I've always been a fan of Douglas Adams. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my absolute favorite book of all time and I'm a defender of every reworking it ever received - including the 2005 theatrical film. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/terry_hogfather.php Tue, 5 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0027 One thing that always fascinated me is why presumably intelligent people repeatedly do stupid things. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/shepherd.php Tue, 5 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0026 Following the release of Sleeping Beauty in 1959, the Walt Disney animation department was badly in the red. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/101_dalmations.php Mon, 4 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0025 On May 13th, Paramount Home Entertainment will release all new Special Editions of the classic action-adventures INDIANA JONES on DVD! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/news/03-08/indy.php Mon, 4 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0024 Like Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal is one of those fallen stars that refuse to throw in the towel. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/pistol_whipped.php Mon, 4 March 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0023 Dear readers: I hereby tender my resignation from my role as staff reviewer from DVDINMYPANTS.COM. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/snow_buddies.php Fri, 29 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0022 Nice guys finish dead in the first season box set of the FX Network TV show Damages while the bastards appear to come out ahead. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/damages.php Fri, 29 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0021 Is there a contemporary actor more fervently disliked by the online community as Ben Affleck? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/gone_baby_gone.php Thu, 28 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0020 So this is what selling out Han Solo gets you! Billy Dee Williams lends his patented "Oh, you crazy kids!" grin to this SOAPnet spin-off of the long-running series "General Hospital". http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/general_hospital_night_shift.php Thu, 28 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0020 1792, Spain: The famed painter Francisco Goya (Stellen Skarsgard) is a favorite of King Carlos IV (Randy Quaid) and his Queen. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/goyas_ghosts.php Wed, 27 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0019 In reading this series, I'm sure it seems like we watched all of these movies in the space of a month, but that's not the case at all. Mrs. C and I were going through these films at a pretty brisk pace until we finished The Velvet Vampire. Then we hit a snag. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/02-08/5_films_part5.php Wed, 27 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0018 We're giving away five more DVDs for one lucky winner! Here's what you'll get: Gone Baby Gone, Legend Of The Black Scorpion, My Kid Could Paint That, Day Zero, and Freaky Farley. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/five_more_dvds.php Wed, 27 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0018 2007 was a bad year for me, film wise. It isn't that the films I've seen were made poorly; it's just that I didn't see most of them yet. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/zodiac.php Wed, 27 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0017 Call me pretentious, but a David Lynch film is more likely to get my ass in a seat than the next Tyler Perry vehicle. That's how it is. That's how I roll. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/slipstream.php Tue, 26 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0016 Creator Roy Huggins and television producer Quinn Martin really struck gold with the compelling ongoing drama of Dr. Richard Kimble, a respected physician who, one night, discovered his own wife dead. murdered. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/fugitive_s1v2.php Tue, 26 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0015 It had to hit on the hottest day of the year, didn't it? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/blackout.php Tue, 26 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0014 Ancient China, circa the Jin Dynasty. A mighty Emperor has died, and his brother, Li has assumed the throne, taking his brother's much-younger wife, Wan as his own. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/legend_black_scorpion.php Mon, 25 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0013 With the demise of horror films in the late 40s (thank you, Universal), Hollywood had to find a new genre to get those crazy hot-rodding kids in to the theaters and so, with the advent of nuclear technology came a whole new concept: atomic mutations. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/it_came_beneath_sea.php Mon, 25 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0012 For their second collaboration, Ray Harryhausen and Charles H. Schneer looked to the skies and went with a popular trend of the time: UFOs. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/earth_vs_flying_saucers.php Mon, 25 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0011 Here's what you'll get: Turok: Son Of Stone, Tootsie, The Amateurs, Midnight Express, and Eastern Promises. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/contests/five_dvds.php Wed, 20 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0010 Bobby Green's life seems quite peachy. I mean, running the hottest nightclub in town is one thing, but when you've got an arsenal of drugs in your system and a beautiful woman at your side, that's just bonus points, right? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/we_own_night.php Wed, 20 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0009 So after the unintentional hilarity that was The Revenge of the Cheerleaders, Mrs. C was thinking that everything was going to continue to be light hearted sex comedies right up until the end of this venture. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/02-08/5_films_part4.php Wed, 20 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0007 Na-Na Na-Na NIGHTMARE DE-TECTIVE! http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/nightmare_detective.php Tue, 19 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0006 Somewhere in an office about two years ago, a man sat in an office chair with his legs stretched out before him and his hands clasped behind his head. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/gabriel.php Tue, 19 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0005 Throughout it's entire run on television, "Walker, Texas Ranger" always managed to elude me. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/W-Z/walker_texas_ranger_4.php Tue, 19 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0004 Anyone remember when animation and live-action were two very distinct aspects of filmmaking? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/beowulf.php Mon, 18 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0003 Concept albums. Is there any worse idea in the history of rock and roll? http://www.dvdinmypants.com/hotpants/sub/music/5bands_v11.php Mon, 18 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0002 One thing that has always been a bit of a sensitive subject to me is when a distributor changes the title of a film. http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/amateurs.php Mon, 18 February 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.dvdinmypants.com/feed1Item0001