Freakin’ swag, man. We’re talking SWAG! T-Shirts
and hats and little baby booties with pink bows and
rubber nipples. Cool shit you can wear to impress your
friends and show the world that you’re far cooler
than their sorry, mundane asses will ever be.
But wait, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s
start from the beginning…
We here at  like to think of ourselves as not just a website with
great features, irreverent reviews and a message board
with politically incorrect attitude, but as a community.
When you’re part of the DIMP community, you’re
part of a family. That logo means fun, and it also means home on the
web. When you’re sporting that logo, it tells
the world, “I’m in, you’re not, suck
it up and deal.”
And now you can strut the stuff the masses are far
too uncool to strut by getting your grubby mitts on
some badass DIMP swag. The first batch of DIMP T-shirts
are ready to roll off our assembly lines in backwater
China, each lovingly crafted by an eight-year-old Asian
child. And man are they cool!
 Just
how cool do you think you’d be sporting
one of these bitchin’ T-Shirt designs?
Sizes: M, L, XL, XXL
$15 (incudes S&H)
Damn cool, my friend. Damn cool indeed.
Stop being so damn uncool. Start sporting DIMP freakin’ SWAG and join the ranks of the in!
Get off your rump & order up some of these dandy
& dazzling T-shirts. Don’t do it because we
said so, do it for the most important reason of all:
It will make you cool. |
