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“You got two legs, I got one question: ‘Where’s
my daughter?’”
Wow… could it really be true? There’s
an FBI show on TV that is not produced by
Jerry Bruckheimer? Why, it doesn’t even seem possible! Nevertheless,
it’s a fact, folks… and Criminal Minds stands out on that sole impressive note alone.
The fact that it’s a good show makes it stand out that much
further.
For the first two seasons, the cast of Criminal Minds was helmed by Mandy Patinkin, a distinguished
actor (and singer) who had grown uncomfortable with the amount of
onscreen carnage that was featured on the show. In this, the
Third Season, both Mandy Patinkin and his character, Jason Gideon,
bid the series adieu (much like William Petersen’s Gil Grissom
on CSI -- both characters depart
from their respective series over somebody named Sarah, interestingly
enough), leaving the show (briefly) in the hands of co-star Thomas
Gibson (that Eric McCormack-looking guy from Dharma & Greg),
and eventually turning the lead role over to seasoned mafia-movie
stereotype, Joe Mantegna.
Now, as good as Mandy Patinkin was, he just wasn’t doing
it for me anymore… mainly because the wardrobe department was
strongly determined to make the poor guy look like the world’s
worst dressed man. Take a look at him in the first episode
this season: he strolls off the jet in a dark blue shirt and light
blue denim jeans (Fashion Police, hello!), with a “Hey,
check out my De Niro impersonation!” face, and a walk
that gives the impression that he’s wearing Depends. How
are we supposed to take that seriously anymore, folks! Color
coordinate for fuck’s sake! And slacks! Lots
and lots of slacks for guys in their fifties on! And
I mean that with all due respect, by the way.
As David Rossi, Mantegna brings a new flavor to the show: he’s
a bored, retired FBI man whose personal demons have been getting
the better of him for the last several years...and so, when Gideon
makes his unexpected departure, Rossi doesn’t hesitate to join
the Bureau’s Behavior Analysis Unit and its staff. All
of the usual suspects (co-stars) are also on-hand this season: Shemar
Moore as Derek Morgan (the buff brother with the tats and an almost
David Caruso-esque fetish for his sunglasses), Matthew Gray Gubler
as Dr. Spencer Reid (the jabbering specialist with the photographic
memory), A.J. Cook as Jennifer “J.J.” Jareau (a hot chick
with a bad habit of appearing in cheapo horror films), Paget Brewster
as Emily Prentiss (another hot chick, and one who can probe my mind
anytime), and, of course, Kristen Vangsness as Penelope Garcia (the
outspoken computer geek).
Apart from Gideon’s swansong and Rossi’s debut, Criminal Minds also features a lot of other unforgettable
moments: a killer therapist (with a killer way of overcoming fears);
Garcia’s near-death experience and subsequent relationship
with fellow geek Kevin Lynch (Buffy The Vampire Slayer co-star
Nicholas Brendon… and I sincerely hope he joins the cast in
future seasons); Jamie Kennedy as an overweight cannibalistic killer
(he should have received an Emmy for that role); Queer
As Folk star Scott Lowell as a stalker; and, funniest
of all, Frankie Muniz as a graphic novelist whose psychotic break
has turned him into a murderous vigilante (little Secret Agent
Cody In The Middle even has some tiny clumps of facial hair
sticking out of his chin… someday, that boy’s gonna
hit puberty).
Presentation
A big “Cheers!” goes out to CBS/Paramount for
another wonderful full Season on DVD. Criminal Minds Season 3 features all 20 Episodes fit snugly
onto Five Discs -- each one is given a solid transfer and presented
in 1.78:1 widescreen with anamorphic enhancement. The viewer
(that’d be you, dumbass) gets to choose from an English 5.1
Dolby Digital or an English Dolby Surround soundtrack to listen to. No
Subtitles are provided, but Closed Captioning is available.
Extras
While some series out there don’t always get the benefit of
receiving any Special Features, Criminal Minds Season
3 comes to DVD with several Featurettes, Deleted Scenes
for six episodes, and a Gag Reel (5:14). Two Featurettes are
located on Disc Two: Profile: Rossi/Mantegna (7:49) is a
little looksee into Mantegna’s new character, while Shemar
Moore: Criminal Minds’ Wild Ride (5:44)
shows us the actor (along with his fellow cast and crewmates
he recruited) during an annual charity bicycle race for Multiple
Scleroses (and another big “Cheers!” goes to
these guys and gals). From Script To Screen: “True
Night” (12:26)
is the Disc Three Featurette that goes Behind-the-Scenes
with the episode of the same name (and the impressive visuals contained
therein). The
last two Featurettes are included on Disc Five: Killer Roles (15:51),
which interviews many of the guest stars; and The Criminal Element:
The Making Of Criminal Minds, Season 3 (20:17),
which gives us a lot more Behind-the-Scenes stuff and
interviews with the crew. Additionally, the same old tired
Promo Previews for several other CBS/Paramount titles are on Disc
One.
The Bottom Line
Although it’s a pity that Mandy Patinkin left the series,
Joe Mantegna takes no time in warming up to the audience and ultimately
gives us another great season of a terrific show.
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