Unlike many of the folks who post in our forums,
I'm not a fan of reality shows. I've never gotten into them except for
a few very notable exceptions. In fact, I've only ever followed three:
Joe Millionaire, Joe Millionaire
2 and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
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In looking at those choices closely, the latest trend data on
my viewing habits would indicate that I love to watch shows about gold
digging bitches and clueless fuckheads. I'm not going to deny it. When
it comes to reality shows, if it's not funny I don't care to watch it.
Enter Drawn Together, a fake reality show that puts eight very
different cartoon character parodies in the same house with 1,000,000
cameras watching them. These aren't your mothers cartoons either. You're
getting to see the real personalities behind the superhero/Disney-esque
facade.
There are eight participants: Captain Hero (the All-American
superhero stereotype who happens to be a little gay-curious), Foxxy
Love (the hot cross between Pam Grier and Josie and The Pussycats),
Ling-Ling (the Pokemon/anime parody), Princess Clara (the Disney princess
character with uber-conservative values and a multi-tentacled vagina),
Spanky Ham (the internet flash cartoon pig who is the frat boy in the
house), Toot Braunstein (a Betty Boop character who is well past her
prime and a complete bitch), Wooldoor Sockbat (who is essentially Spongebob
Squarepants without being square or a sponge) and Xandir P. Wifflebottom
(the questing fantasy hero who has recently come out of the closet to
find he loves the cock).
On the surface, this seemed like a comedy goldmine, so imagine
my disappointment three episodes into the first season when I
essentially said, "Fuck it." It had failed on almost every
level immediately. Buttons were not being pushed. Boundaries were not
being crossed. It was occasionally provacative but essentially safe.
I wrote it off as a waste of time.
Fast forward one year later, I'm guzzling Jack Daniels with
a friend and he starts talking about the genius of Drawn
Together. I
figure it must be the whiskey talking. He tells me, "Seriously,
it got better as it went along. Just check out the new season. It's
hilarious."
I tuned in and caught "Super Nanny". It blew my fucking mind!
I have not laughed that hard in ages. However, it only took a few days
for me laugh that hard again. This time I caught a rerun of "Foxxy
Brown vs. The Board of Education". Season Two was indeed a 180
degree turn from what I had originally seen. It was as if the
writers figured they only had a short time before they were cancelled
and just pulled the stops out.
Drawn Together Season Two Uncensored is quite honestly one of
the funniest things you can take time out of your day to watch. The
writing is outstanding and like the best animated television fare it's
often the subplots in each episode that steal the show. The jokes fly
fast and furious and if you blink you can miss moments of sheer genius.
Take the episode where Spanky Ham catches a downloaded virus
and has no health insurance. There is plenty to laugh at, as
Spanky proposes to "fake gay marry" Xandir for his insurance, infuriating
Princess Clara who thinks it is unlawful and will ruin a sacred institution.
The overt jokes are funny enough, however watch as the camera pans through
the waiting room of the doctor's office. Don't blink or you'll miss
a pregnant Powerpuff girl, Joe Camel in an iron lung and the bird from
the Cocoa Pops commercials going through withdrawals muttering, "Pops,
pops. Give me some fucking Pops, man!"
Pay attention to the Ice Capades show where Spanky proposes.
It couldn't be any more gay if it blew you. The writers and animators
honestly take the best features of shows like Family
Guy (the mile a
minute jokes) and marry them with South Park subject matter (and actual
plots that get resolved... unlike Family Guy). Drawn
Together pulls
no punches for the sake of political correctness. Every race and religion
gets hit, including the fearful, white conservative Princess Clara (who
eerily knows more about Klan meeting ettiquette than she should) and
Ling-Ling (who owns my favorite episode by trying to get a drivers license).
Sexuality is repeatedly explored as a topic and not just in
the Spanky Ham episode mentioned above. Whether it's Captain Hero assuming
a new alter-ego identity so that he can "experiment" with
Xandir or Foxxy Love soaping up Princess Clara in the shower,
there's plenty here to offend anyone who doesn't have a broad (read
crude) sense of humor and an open mind.
The fact is, Drawn Together just doesn't stop. Every episode
on this set is a gem and if you have never seen the show, don't worry.
You can safely start here and never miss a beat.
Presentation
Well, as with most of the Comedy Central animated fare, this
one is average. Don't expect visual mastery here. It's more about
the comedy than the art. However, don't take that comment as saying this
looks bad. It's perfectly fine and sounds fine also. I'm just
saying that Akira it's not. Seriously though, do you really want to see
it be that realistic or can you just enjoy the simple pleasures of watching
two decently animated females together in the shower?
Extras
First up, there is very entertaining commentary on selected episodes,
featuring creators Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein and actors
Jess Harnell (Captain Hero) and Abbie McBride (Ling-Ling). The commentary
moves along swiftly and it's obvious that these folks all love what they
do. You won't get much technical insight, but you're likely to laugh
out loud. There's also a commentary on the commentary that's amusing
but you won't revisit it often.
This set also features a Karaoke Sing-Along option that will
allow you to sing with favorites such as "Shit Sandwich", "God
Is Watching" or my favorite, the "School House Rock" parody
from Foxxy Brown vs. The Board of Education. Again, probably
not something I'll ever use but fun to browse through once.
There are also behind the scenes interviews with each of the
characters which are worth your while.
The Bottom Line
Drawn Together is simply one of the funniest shows on television
and they hit their stride in Season Two. You should definitely
check out this awesome show.
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