Let me preface this review by saying unequivocally
that I am a "monster" horror fan. I will give the benefit
of the doubt to almost any horror movie that features a monstrous abomination
of nature or hell itself. As for slasher movies, I just don't
give a damn about them. There's no imagination in them anymore
and I get bored with them. For every Friday the 13th or Halloween movie
there are fifteen Dr. Giggles out there and they're
all fucking lame. I want something new and horrific.
That's why I loved the original Pumpkinhead when
it came out in 1988. Here was a story that had both atmosphere
and a pretty kickass monster in the titular demon of vengeance. Set
in a small town somewhere in the South, Lance Henrickson played a man
who sought out the old witch woman in the swamp to help him seek vengeance
for the accidental death of his son. He raises a demon that systematically
plows through all the people marked with the boys blood, but each death
brings Henrickson closer to damnation himself. His soul is tied
to the demon's and there's no way back.
The creature itself was created by Sam Winston, who made his directoral
debut with Pumpkinhead. It's a wonderfully old
school creation that snarls, drips with unknown slime and oozes menace. That
alone made it a great addition to the horror canon. This was not
some CGI bullshit creation. It had personality.
Unfortunately, Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes doesn't
come close to being the movie that the original was. However,
its not without its charms. Set in the same small town, the movie
opens with a hiker's discovery of a particularly grisly section of swamp. It
seems that the local doctor and the owners of the crematorium have been
dealing in harvested organs instead of burning bodies of loved ones.
When the hiker tries to escape his kidneys are harvested also, but he's
not dead. Eventually he makes it onto a road and tells a passing
truck what's happened before finally expiring. The townspeople
are outraged and as more and more bodies surface from the swamp and
grounds of the crematorium, four decide to take matters into their own
hands. It's not long before the witch woman has been consulted
and the demon of vengeance has risen to take those responsible to Hell.
The thing that I love about this movie and this franchise is that
they do a lot with a very small budget. The atmosphere here is
fantastic, the sets are perfect, the camera angles are inventive
and the acting is actually better than 90% of the straight to video
titles out there. Particular kudos go out to all but one of the
cast members for holding down credible southern accents (a particular
pet peeve of mine having grown up there). Doug Bradley (of Hellraiser fame)
does a great job as the doctor who is as slimy as they come. The
old pumpkin patch in the swamp is a marvelous creation that looks horribly
creepy yet oddly familiar at the same time and the view of it from above
as a man climbs up to dig out a body is just one example of the marvelous
camera angles that keep this movie looking fresh.
The problem I have with it is two-fold. First, it's paced horribly. It
starts out moving almost too quickly, racing through the story to get
Pumpkinhead out and on the rampage. Then all of a sudden it slows
down so that we can follow the doctor and his partners as they try to
figure out a way to escape their fate. When the resolution does
finally come around, its dragged out considerably longer than it needs
to be. My wife actually heard me say out loud, "There's 30
minutes left people. Let's see some fucking blood here."
I normally do not talk to my television.
The second problem I have with this is that Pumpkinhead, the creature,
has lost his menace. He looks less like the vicious creature from
the first movie and more like something out of Gremlins. That
coupled with some really crappy CGI work (and I mean REALLY crappy)
makes him seem more goofy than anything. There are still
some amazingly fun kills in this and they are all done with fantastic
effects and buckets of blood. It's just not the homerun that I
was hoping for.
Presentation
This movie looks and sounds amazingly good. It's got tons of
atmosphere brought about mostly by inventive use of lighting and filters. The
world of Pumpkinhead has a color that borders on sepia-toned nostalgia
but still seems modern. It's obvious that the director and cinematographer
on this film took their work seriously and this wasn't just some "let's
throw it together for a quick buck" production. On that point,
you won't be disappointed.
Extras
There is nothing here but a fuckload of subtitles (Portuguese, Japanese, anyone?)
and a motherload of trailers for other movies. Included in that
pile are Attack of the Gryphon, Decoys 2, The Grudge 2, Incubus,
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer,
Population 436, The Covenant, The Woods, Hostel and Night
Skies.
The Bottom Line
If you are a fan of the Pumpkinhead movies so far, you'll like Pumpkinhead:
Ashes to Ashes. It doesn't rise above the horror crop
but it's not at the bottom of the mix either. It's well made,
adequately acted and other than some pacing problems a right decent
movie, which automatically puts it high above the other new offerings
on the shelves of your video store's horror section. However
if you don't know anything about this franchise, pick up the first
one instead. It's definitely the better film.
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