Oh dear god, these movies suck.

They suck, they suck, they suck.

No, really: These movies suck. They don’t suck in a quaint, charming, guilty pleasure kind of way, either. They suck. The films on this list represent some of the worst cinema has to offer, a veritable smorgasbord of suckitude the likes of which hasn’t been seen on screen since Vincent Gallo convinced Chloe Sevigny that a solid career move involved his semen in her mouth.

That, in a nutshell, is DVD In My Pants' 100 Suckiest Movies Of All Time list.

Oh, you’ll disagree with one, two, or 10 of the films included on this list. Maybe more. But we’re not pretending that some arcane scientific methodology went into compiling this list of really, really terrible films, making it a guaranteed indicator of relative suck. Far from it. Quite simply, DIMP’s 100 Suckiest Films Of All Time were selected by the DVD In My Pants community. We asked for lists from our membership and compiled the results to bring you the list o' suck you're about to begin reading. All the hates, biases and prejudices of this offbeat community are represented (which is why you see so many Sean Penn films on this list … because screw that guy). If you don't like what you see here, well, join the DIMP forums and get ready to participate in future endeavors just like this one.

So there you have it. You have been warned. You know what to expect. And what to expect is a whole lot of suck: Check out our bottom 85 here, and then skip to page 2 for our Sucky 15, the suck that truly belongs at the bottom of a DVD landfill.

The DVD In My Pants 100 Suckiest Movies Of All Time:
100) Teen Wolf Too
99) Showgirls
98) My Stepmother Is An Alien
97) A Walk To Remember
96) The Stoned Age
95) The Prophesy
94) The Hot Chick
93) Speed 2
92) Rocky V
91) Rambo III
90) Punch-Drunk Love
89) Napoleon Dynamite
88) My Big Fat Greek Wedding
87) Mr. Deeds
86) Men In Black II
85) Manos: The Hands Of Fate
84) Jeepers Creepers
83) In The Bedroom
82) Ice Pirates
81) Gleaming The Cube
80) Cobra (1986)
79) Catwoman
78) Blue Crush
77) Batman Forever
76) Baise Moi
75) Anger Management
74) American Pie 2
73) American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
72) Road House
71) Bad Boys
70) Congo
69) Last Action Hero
68) Yentl
67) Troll 2
66) Titanic
65) The Village
64) The Perfect Storm
63) The New Adventures Of Pippi Longstocking
62) The Mirror Has Two Faces
61) The Longest Yard
60) The Bridges Of Madison County
59) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret Of The Ooze
58) Tarzan The Ape Man
57) Spanglish
56) Snuff
55) Six String Samurai
54) Repossessed (1990)
53) Red Green: Duct Tape Forever
52) Pootie Tang
51) Nowhere
50) Never Been Thawed
49) London Kills Me
48) L.I.E.
47) Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
46) Hedwig And The Angry Inch
45) Forever Evil
44) Couch
43) Cool World
42) Blossoms & Blood
41) Antitrust
40) Air America
39) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
38) 50 First Dates
37) Exorcist II: The Heretic
36) Bio-Dome
35) Xanadu
34) Natural Born Killers
33) Jaws: The Revenge
32) Sweet Home Alabama
31) Nothing But Trouble
30) Captain America
29) Rollerball
28) Popeye (1980)
27) A Walk In The Clouds
26) The Postman
25) Hudson Hawk
24) The Whole Ten Yards
23) Eight Crazy Nights
22) Godzilla (1998)
21) Moulin Rouge

20) Freddy Got Fingered I think it's safe to say that whoever voted Freddy Got Fingered onto this list is humorless, possibly homophobic, and definitely American. There is no finer example of auteur theory out there; Tom Green wrote, directed, starred in AND had complete control over this film. The result is quite possibly the most accurate and personal depiction of individuality in Hollywood. Of course the individual just so happens to be demented, bizarre and disconnected, but show me someone who isn’t. I think if Picasso had directed a film, it would closely resemble Freddy Got Fingered. The film may have failed, but Tom Green will triumph over all. If not for his perseverance, then because he has a cheese helmet and is not afraid to use it. --Shawn McLoughlin Shawn's bitch-ass crazy. This movie sucked. -- Eric San Juan

19) Jury Duty I don't have to have seen this to know that it surely ranks among the most irritating, unfunny, unworthy, unclever, ungood, pure evil films ever made. Why? Two words: Pauly. Shore. He is my real life litmus test, the thing with which I measure other humans. When I meet someone for the first time I usually say, “Hi, nice to meet you. Pauly Shore?” If they are not immediately sickened, angry and on the phone with their lawyer, threatening to sue me to kingdom come, I know I never want to see that person again. -- Eric San Juan

18) Going Overboard We have something of an anti-Adam Sandler bias here at . More specifically, our founder has an anti-Adam Sandler bias, matched only by his anti-Sean Penn bias (and by “bias” we mean all-consuming hatred). That's part of the reason why this film made the top 20 – but only part of the reason. The other part is the suckage present in this, Adam Sandler's first film. Sadly, it wasn't his last. After this stint as a wacky comedian, he played a wacky rich kid, a wacky golfer, a wacky singer, a wacky football player, and a wacky actor we really wish would go away. -- Eric San Juan

17) Highlander 2: The Quickening The first Highlander was and is a fan favorite, a cult classic of a fantasy/sci-fi film that remains popular among fans to this day. Highlander 2: The Quickening? Not so much. It is the bastard child. The one we don't speak of. The “slow” brother the family keeps in the basement. It is a genital wart on the penis of film, so lacking in everything that made the first cool, one wonders if it was even intended to be part of the same franchise. So bad was this film, so badly did it contradict the first, all further forays into the Highlander universe pretend this film never happened. That's right, Highlander 2: The Quickening is so bad even its low-budget TV series brother looks away with scorn. -- Eric San Juan

16) Ishtar Take two of the biggest, most successful, and downright brilliant actors of their generation in Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman. Toss in a solid supporting cast, a huge budget and director Elaine May, who was just coming off films like ... oh, right, none worth noting. So yeah, stir and you get the bloated disaster of suck that is Ishtar, widely panned as one of the biggest flops in the history of cinema. Because, well, it sucked. Sucked so bad “Ishtar” has become synonymous with “really gigantic flop”. -- Eric San Juan

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